đ The Legendary ISP Support: Masters of Router-Blaming Arts đ
L et me share the magical journey of contacting my ISP’s support team a group of highly trained professionals who seem to believe every problem in the universe is caused by one thing: đ Is Actually Your Router. Sometimes you can face Internet drop suddenly? ->They will say Router problem. If you say Upload speed dies? ->Replied back Router problem. Server cache overloaded? ->Obviously router problem. Meteor hits the Earth? ->Definitely your router, sir. Please restart. I honestly admire their talent. No matter what complex issue I describe, latency spikes, periodic disconnections, PPPoE session resets, cache refresh patterns They answer with the confidence of someone who has never seen a networking book in their life. đĨ The ISP Support Script (Leaked!) Support Agent: “Sir, off kore 5 minute rakun. Shob thik hoye jabe.” Translation: “We have no idea what you’re talking about, so we will provide our holy solution.” Me: “But the connectio...
